Friday, March 23, 2012

Marriage Twists and Turns

Dated: July 29th 2003

Dear All,

"Marriage, Shaadi !!" this is one of the Hottest topics of discussion at Home and in Office this week........ something I thought I could share with U all !!

The mere mention of this word brings to life images from movies such as "DDLH - Dilwale Dulhania......" and "HAHK - Hum Aapke........." !!

But is "Marriage" the same stuff which we see in these larger than Life Movies............. Enjoy it for 3hrs and come back to reality or.......................... is it something much more serious................
" A decision of a Lifetime" ...................almost a matter of "Life & Death" !!

Let me just brief U on the stuff which prompted me to write this article:

The Scene:
A Beautiful Sunday Morning...... a Holiday......a Week-end Break......... and a day when U wake-up very very early......... approx. 10:00 hrs !! U are so enthusiastic and Energetic............ that U actually plan not to do anything but just to laze around doing nothing !! The Perfect Scenario !!


The Twist:
U get a call at 10:00 hrs from one of Ur closest Colleagues in Office (with whom U think U can share almost all of Ur personal and Private Secrets) telling U that he is getting Married at 10:30 hrs and U have to reach his place within the next 1/2 hour !!

The Climax:
U give a call again in the next 1 hour and U are told that the Marriage Ceremony is OVER !!

Now compare this situation to a Jeniffer Lopez- Ben Affleck Wedding, where the couple has been contemplating Marriage for more than a Year now !! I even read stories of some Hollywood Actress who postponed her wedding just becos Her designer, Wedding gown was not ready !!

It is said that "Marriages are made in HEAVEN", so probably people should not waste time in implementing a strategy which has (if I can say) already been published. Possibly, the only delay could be for looking out for a "Marriage Hall & the Caterers" - which I heard is in short stock nowadays. There are cases where "Marriage Halls" seem to have been booked for a year in advance and the available dates are only after a year !!

But the real problem then begins.......just after the sweet images of "Marriage" ........ as shown in our popular Bollywood Block-busters spiced up with Song & Dance and the Even-sweeter "Honey Moon" is over !!

Let's consider the Financial implications of the items listed below:

a. The 3 basic requirements - Roti, Kapda & Makaan
b. Maintenance cost of ...... obviously............... Maintaining a WIFE !!
c. Long term financial implications of Maintaing another Output i.e. a Son/ Daughter within the stipulated period of 9 months 7 days (+/- some days...... pardon my ignorance !!)
d. Supporting Ur earlier household ......... i.e. people called Father & Mother !!

The entire scenario if seen in terms of it's total Financial implications is simply "TERRIFYING" !!

I haven't even taken into consideration the "TENSION" and the "Stress" factors:
a. The trouble of explaining to one-and-all about Ur sudden impulsive decision for a "Run-away Love Marriage" !!
b. The stress and strain of actually "Running" when attempting "Marriage" !!
c. The tensions U have to go through for planning & implementing a "Running Marriage" !!
d. The post-marriage frictions between Ur latest Model "Wife" and the outdated Model "Mother"
e. The Joy of knowing Ur Vegetable vendor, the Milk-man, the Local Baniya personally
and last but not the least.................
f. The revelations on the latest Vegetable & Dal-Atta prices !!

Just to conclude;
Marriage is that Ladoo - Joh Khaye woh pachtaye, Joh na khaye woh bhi pachtaye !!

And just in case; anyone of U is planning a similar "Run-away Marriage", please inform the undersigned in advance so as to prepare himself for the Shocking News and the post-Event reactions !! The post-marriage scenario is simply ................ INTERESTING - Almost equivalent to a Post-Nuclear fallout !!

And before I conclude; some interesting stuff I collected on one of my most favourite topics called "Love" !!

Let me present it for U !!

Here's What Your Eyes Can Do For You !!

Women & Men, both are intuitive. They can sense if you are desperate or confident by the way you look at them.

Why Should You Use Your Eyes 'Correctly'? Well, because if you don't you may ruin the chances of successfully approaching someone you like.

Here are the signals you send depending upon the way in which you make eye contact: When You Look Away After Establishing Eye Contact.This action implies weakness. When you establish eye contact with her for the first time, let her break the look. You may be uncomfortable, but try it; it works!

When You Avoid Looking Into Her Eyes.You're sending a message that you lack experience with women, are shy, or lack confidence. When You Stare Too Hard.Oh-Oh.you'll end up making her severely uncomfortable.

The general rule is that men, who haven't had too much experience with women, tend to stare at women very lustfully. This can make women instantly wary and apprehensive about being around them.

When you look her directly in the eye-with confidence.This one has its advantages: First, you express your obvious interest in her. Second, you can observe and read what she is communicating through her eye contact.

If you look at her in a comfortable, confident and subtle manner that says, "I can have you!", this is very challenging to women and a turn on.

Hope this is of use to U All............ can also be used by the Ladies !!

MAY U ALL LIVE HEAVILY & HAPPILY EVER AFTER .....Eagerly waiting to hear from U all........... Very soon !!

Regards,

Sandeep Narayan
Falling in love is a sweet Ambition,
Finding true love is a Life time Mission.......
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition.........
& Marry Ur Dad's ugly decision........ !!!!!!

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